Once upon a time, my best friend JoAnn woke up one morning to her husband’s phone going off at 2am. Curious as she was on why there was a call so late, she looked and saw a text message of this troll’s poontang and saggy tits. 2 kids, a new home, 12 years flushed down the toilet. JoAnn had no idea! She confronted him about it. Wrote her a message telling her to stop talking to her husband. Ashley replied with “ok”, then blocked her. JoAnn threatened to kick him out. He showed remorse. Wanted to make it work. But disappeared a whole weekend to be with this thing two weeks after they decided to make it work. This idiot (Ashley) posted a pic on Facebook wearing his hat and sunglasses. Of course, she found out again. Want to hear something even worse? Her husband took JoAnn’s young daughter in as his own. They have a son together. Said he would never hurt them. He ditched his own son’s birthday weekend to f*ck this piece of sh*t. JoAnn hired my attorney and is filing divorce. Where she will live happily ever after while her a**hole, bastard husband keeps banging trolls. The End.