The Worst Gold Diggers Author – This old saggy witch likes to do drugs and will do anything with anyone to get them. She was recently all over the news because her new gig is acting as a babysitter for her slore of a boyfriend, This over the hill pageant contestant is a wanna be trap h0e. We hear she is looking for a new man so if you are into that deflated blowup doll who can lip sync like a star then this is your girl.