The Worst Gold Diggers Author – One’s a deadbeat dad with busted teeth, a haircut like Ray Charles was his barber, and several sexually transmitted drds under his belt. The other is a pay for play floozy who leeches off wealthy old men to pay for her lifestyle. Nick and Amanda are the total definition of “fake it till you make it”. Nick has been living off his girlfriends for years and never has a place of his own. Currently shacked up with another douche flute named Andrew Spurrell who rumour has it is currently under investigation for grooming children online. Amanda lives in an apartment on the southside and can barely afford her life so she rents herself out to desperate old men for money. Why don’t you ever see your kid back in Quebec, Nick? Scumbag.