The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Hello everyone, I’m Jessica Clarke. I’m such a loser, and I cheat on every man I’m with! I’m also very fuking crazy so stay the fuk away from me. I pretend I can carry a baby but I really can’t because I’m so fuked up. I also, date men with kids and then I automatically call them my kids too! I’m so fuking nuts, I belong in a psych ward. When guys leave me, I am so nuts and just want back with them, because nobody else will take me in I’m so nuts. I also, always move right in with the guy on the second date. Anyways, I’m super fuking crazy! So stay away!