The Worst Gold Diggers Author – So thirsty and desperate to f*** that I will have sex with a man knowing he has a family. Even though they dated and he cheated on me the entire time and never did claim me but I’m fat af so I wouldn’t blame him. Anyways you can keep me around with little to no effort just get stupid drunk and wait till you’re horny and desperate enough to stoop that low and bury yourself in garbage (yes guys my p**** reeks). If you only got the will power to do it once every couple years, no worries I’ll wait with my stank legs widely spread so any guy can slip right in. Please make sure you get tested like my friend did… and bill the b1tch for the medication.