Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, hoodrat Miranda Anne of Edmonton. I met her on a dating app and from the very start she was DTF. It was actually too easy and I shouldn’t have ignored that red flag. I blame myself for ignoring the warning signs, but take it when you can get it fellas. She invited me over to her seedy apartment which was filthy. She didn’t even clean up before I came over. Cat hair and clothes all over the fuking place. She made the first move because I certainly wasn’t going to. She basically raped me. I just didn’t push her off. Now it burns when I pee. You know the rest of the story. Stay away from this one guys. Or wrap it, I don’t care. She smells bad too though