Meet Oriana Kolosnky. A permits analyst for the Alberta government and part time lash technician. This swamp monster is notorious for getting around with the most disgusting men just to quench her insatiable sexual appetite. I was her best friend for almost 13 years before I had enough and told her to get help. This gargoyle literally looks like a planet of the apes extra and somehow manages to find a new man online almost every weekend. She was once engaged to a great guy and she cheated on him with some overweight 50 year old “real estate agent” and called off the engagement so she could continue slooting it up and not be the “ball and chain” as she so eloquientally put it. She always smells like old makeup and has the worst breath imaginable because she brushes her whenever she gets around to it. She washes her hair like once every two weeks and eats like a pig – scarfing down hot dogs from Fat Frank’s and ordering fast food from skipthedishes almost daily. She is literally a walking eyesore and it as torture to be seen with her public sometimes as she would drink so heavily she would start random fights with other girls and get us kicked out. One time she even peeled off her sh1t stained panties in a bar confrontation on whyte avenue and tried to strangle the other girl with them. She had to be dragged outside by the bouncers kicking and screaming leaving me mortified in front of dozens of patrons. She has been on dating apps like Bumble and Tinder for years and is still up to her old slooty ways. Stay far away from this one as she is just a total trainwreck. Inside and out.