Lady’s and gentleman, meet the man of the hour, Kyle. This man right here lives up to the lowest standard that this life on earth has to offer. Kyle is a self centred piece of tra$h that has more Pepsi in his system than his girlfriend even cares to admit. You can often find Kyle writing long paragraphs when his feelings are hurt. You can also find him with a monster energy drink in one hand and punching holes in dry wall with the other. Kyle has a face his mother doesn’t even love, so he feels the need to hurt other in hopes he might feel better about his hopeless situation in life.