The Worst Gold Diggers Author – Hi my name is Brittny I am a 32 year old pothead alcoholic who is in search of a man to take care of me and my kids until my rap career takes off. I am the hottest thing in the streets and I am queen of the south side. I make $10 an hour taking care of my handicap uncle and I make food. I haven’t been able to find a man desperate enough to stay with me for more than a couple of months so my pu55y must not be that good. I thought for sure my cooking skills would make up for it but no luck yet. I really don’t want to live with my grandma until I’m 50 so if you know of any desperate or just plain stupid men willing to take me in please send them my way.