Cheating sloot Wife. Shelley has been at our office for over a year and ALWAYS shows up in the morning drunk or smelling of booze. Most days she is in the bar by noon with our co-worker and lover Damien. Damien brags how they go back to his crib to bang weekly and even brags how he got his birthday blow-job from Shelley and then his other work lover. Shelley is often parading around with boobs out and is always happy to show off all her tattoos especially the crotch tats. She often talks about threesomes and her husband not wanting to bang her. Do you blame him? Avoid this insurance adjusting drunken homewrecker.